Hitting a good trail

After reviewing all the archives in the library, I found nothing interesting except a dark quotation in a book by John E. Apple. As the note states, Professor Apple focused his research on the years leading up to the birth of Jesus of Nazareth, seeking in the ancient city censuses for information on Joseph and Mary. I'll have to talk to my uncle to see if any of John E. Apple's volumes are in his private library.

Funny Christian facts 101

As an assigment of my class "FCF 101" I have to search for funny christian facts that where whiped out from the sacred books.